Friday, June 12, 2015

THE STORY OF JB

I am blogging this because it is an extremely funny story. I am proud of it because it is really creative.

Once upon a time there were three AWESOME legends. Two of them were not human.Their names were Nasa-JD, SWAGBOSS the DRAGGON & Poop nugget.


Nasa-JD's powers were looking completely baller- that's it.


SWAG BOSS the DRAGON'S powers were that it flies, it burns, it burns and it burns. So just a lot of fire.


Poop nuggets powers were smelling like a rancid egg that was left out in the sun for 21 years. So it smells like Rotorua.


Any way back to the story, JB the girl of the boys
NASA-JD SWAGBOSS the DRAGON & Poop nugget set off to find
JB/Justin Bieber.

They were trying to lure JB into Poop nuggets lair. The lair was in a random house. Oh yeah, it was in a house because it was a toilet. The toilet was covered in mould and moss. The toilet seat looked like a rusty horseshoe. The water looked like tar. You had to wear gas masks & radioactive protective suits. If you flushed the toilet it's like someone nuked that toilet. I'm not sure how it still works. The three legends arrived to Poop Nugget's lair. They had a brain storm, then stopped because SWAGBOSS the DRAGON got a little shock. Then out of the blue or out of the poooo, Poop nugget said JB is a girlish boy so he probably listens to girl music so lets put a girl song on. SWAGBOSS the DRAGON pulls out his stereo then turns it on. Then Girls just wanna have fun comes on. Poop Nugget says "Lets hide, I can smell him."
NASA-JD says "You can smell....Shh he is here."
They all knew because he smelt of perfume. JB climbed the toilet then started to dance. SWAGBOSS the DRAGON took off the gas mask instead of fire balls, it was puke balls. NASA-JD blinded JB with his ballerness. Poop Nugget ran up JB's nose and then JB blew up. The end.
Just kidding.
JB blew up, then all of JBs fan girls had a feeling in their stomach. Then all of them turned on their cellphones and then all of the fan girls hopped on one phone call. They all said this one thing "FAN GIRLS ASSEMBLE." 
All the girls ran to Poop Nuggets home. . . Then they attacked. Their supergirlishness was too powerful. Not for a fart- yes a fart! NASA-JD held up the chilli beans. He got in his taco for taco Tuesday. Then a big WHOOP came out, disgusting all of the fan girls.  They all ran for their lives. Then the fan girls left JB alone leaving NASA-JD victorious. THE END FOR REAL

Friday, June 05, 2015

why Tree's should not be cut down.

I am blogging this because I found it interesting.

WALT write an opinion.
I Don't think trees should be cut down.

1.Because what would happen to native birds.

2.If we cut down trees it makes wooden furniture.But some furniture is metal or plastic.

3.Some houses are wood but some are brick or stone maybe metal. Warning it might be hot if you touch metal in the sun.

4.If your not up to living in a brick or metal house.You could live in a wood house I don't judge.not relay a point

5.There was a something back in the old times.Where you would build a house in the side of a mountain.It Is called a inn you could try living in there.There are too types of inns the ones that use wood and the inn I'm talking about that that use brick and mountain side.

6.Oxygen is a chemical element with symbol O and atomic number  It is A member of the chalcogen group on the periodic table and is  highly reactive nonmetallic element and oxidizing agent that readily forms compounds with most elements.And trees provide Oxygen so cut down the trees if you don't want to breath as well.

Friday, May 15, 2015

My moment in time

Nasa’s moment: Face planted into the river at Puketapu.

Me and my cousin Billy were swimming in a river in Puketapu. There.There was a platform about ten meters up sticking out of a cliff near the river. Me and my cousin Billy were bored of swimming.So I decided to do two different types of bombs from the platform; Munoz and staples.Then Billy my cousin said the most genus words in the WORLD!. He said this lets go higher up the cliff so we went higher up the cliff. We were like 30 40 or 50 meters up high. My cousin Billy jumped first and you could see a big splash.Then I jumped  was half way down until my feet hit the platform and I ended up face first in the water.
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Friday, March 06, 2015

swimming


Nasa’’s Swimming Reflection Week 3

Enjoyment

I like bombing
I don’t like… I like everything

Freestyle

I can swim...2 lengths
I am strong at... putting it all together(kicking, my arm strokes, breathing, putting it altogether) (choose one)
I am working on (choose one) Backstroke

Other strokes

I am strong at… breaststroke
I am working on… doing my backstroke arms and going straight

I want to be able to…..

A time I showed Parkvale Pride in the pool was………. double backstroke

Photo of me practising my stroke (get a buddy to take it)
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Friday, February 27, 2015

supa hero

My Superhero


Name: nasa-jaye


Powers
Super strength can also control
rocks boulders with his rock mind   
Origin
he was walking home after a long day of work and he stopped to see meteor falling from the sky coming to crash on him. It flattened him and then he the meteor combined into his body, he lifted up the rock and chucked on onto the ground.
Name
WHAM BAM
Costume
He has gold knuckle busters as his weapon he wears a brown business suit brown boots
Secret Identity
Shawn
Sidekick / Team
Rocky Road
Weakness
He is slow because he's made of rocks
Enemy
Big Daddy
Places
New York City
Accessories
He has gold knuckle busters as his weapon he wear a brown business suit
brown boots 
Mission
Smashing bad bad people.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Peanut Butter sandwich

When I go home after a big day at school ,I love to have a big peanut butter sandwich.First I go to the cupboard and get out thick white bread, and then the big jar of crunchy peanut butter.I get my special spread knife and make a big blob of peanut butter on the middle of my bread.Then I put my two bread’s together and take a big bite.GEE it is so nice.

Nasa-jaye

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Wham Bam the Superhero

           

THIS IS
                WHAM BAM